Harry Potter and the Millennium Items

Harry Potter and the Millennium Items by Butterfly Demon

Author's Summery: What happens when you take the YGO cast, a new item with a new yami, hogwart school, a new sport and a dark wizard seeking to rule the world and mix them together? Total Chaos.

This fic I fondly refer to the "YGO/HP one where Shizuka was a princess in AE who won TKB over with a song from the Little Mermaid."



So, it starts out with Malik giving SHizuka the 8th sennen Item, the Bracelet.

"Wow!" Shizuka gasped when she saw what Malik had brought her back from Egypt. It was a small golden bracelet with the Eye of Anubis on it. It looked very similar to Isis's Millennium Necklace, only prettier. "Where did you get it? What is it?"

"It's a new Millennium Item. It turned out that Isis read the hieroglyphics wrong. There are eight items not seven. We decided to call it the Millennium Charm," Malik explained.

"But why did you give it to me?" she was still confused.

Malik sighed. "Let me finish before you ask questions."

"Okay." Shizuka agreed.

Malik smiled. "I gave it to you because on the scroll attached to it, the hieroglyphics said it contains the spirit of the ever charming, Pharaoh’s daughter.

She really reminded me of you. So I brought it back for you. It enables you to manipulate people's thoughts. It also has healing powers. No longer will you be a crummy duelist because your yami, Princess Serenity, is a duelist who rivals Seto Kaiba, the ancient priest. I just thought you deserved it."

Shizuka was overjoyed. Her reddish-brown hair blew in the wind. 'The charm must already be working' Malik thought

All the tablets and everything were all wrong, apparently. And Malik knows all! :)


"Shizuka!" Isis called, "I just realized, thoose letters could have something to do with the Millennium Items!"

"Shiz, she's right, now we all posses one!" Malik added

Kaiba thought, "Let's see Isis has the necklace, Yugi has the puzzle, Ryou has the ring and the eye, Malik has the rod, I have the key and now you have the bracelet," he said to Shizuka.

Most the cast calls Shizuka 'Shiz'. Shadi gave Kaiba the Key for some reason the author doesn't even know.



Yugi continued, "Isis's brother is Malfoy's new friend, Malik. When he was twelve his father carved the secret to the pharaoh’s power in his back," Harry flinched. "Malik's item can control people's minds-"

Let's just tell everything personal about people! This comes up again when Harry and co voice conserns that the Item wearing cast are a bunch of DID'd loonies and Dumbledor blithly tells all. Gotta love privacy. :)



"You know her?" Malfoy whispered to Malik.

"Yeah, she's from back home. Dude, give her a chance," Malik whispered back.

"Whatever," Malfoy rolled his eyes and stared at Shizuka. She was very pretty, and she must be smart too, because she's in Ravenclaw. But, he couldn't let anyone know he liked someone who is a Mudblood, not that he would call her that.

Even Malfoy falls before the power of the Shizuka Sue!



Shizuka spoke next, "Maybe we should show you rather than tell you." She rolled up her sleeve allowing the bracelet to slow. It glowed with blinding light. Shizuka's hair became fully red, no more brown, and her eyes narrowed like Yugi's did when he let Yami out.

\\Yugi, let me out, it's Serenity, my daughter. \\ Yami was restless.

//Okay// Yugi agreed. His Millennium Puzzle started to glow. His hair got spikier, he grew a foot taller and his eyes narrowed.

Yep. His daughter. So either the Pharoh time traveled or he impregnated someone when he was 2. Either that or Yami Shizuka is veeery young. Considering she was betrothed to Set, I'd hope not.


Shizuka met up with Kaiba. "Where were you?" he asked bewildered.

"Talkin' to Dumbledore," she replied coolly. "How was Study Hall?"

Kaiba answered, "Borin' "

Ah, Kaiba's natural elequance shows yet again.


Shizuka went to put her books away when she found a letter for her yami. The princess Serenity was released and she read the letter aloud:

Dear Princess,

It has been many long years since we have seen each other and now looking at your hikari I have realized I've found you again. Please meet by the lake at five Saturday. Please do not be late.

Looking forward to seeing you,

Anonymous

//Go! // Shizuka pleaded //take my body if you want//

\\What if it's a trap \\

//Serenity, nobody wants to kill you now. Kaiba's got detention Saturday at five. Go! //

\\Fine! But it's late, Hikari, go to sleep \\

//Fine// Shizuka went to sleep.


Somehow I don't need to say anything here...



If you want to go soft now fine with me!" Kaiba suddenly didn't think he was yelling at Shizuka Jounochi anymore. Her hair became entirely red and her eyes narrowed.

"What did you say Seto Kaiba!?!" her voice was more steady and intense and she had never used his last name before.

"W-who are you?" Kaiba stammered.

She smirked, "Seth, don't you recognize me!"

"N-no, who are you?" His eyes were filled with fear.

"Seth, I'm offended! How could you not remember me? I'm Princess Serenity, from Ancient Egypt. The daughter of the great pharaoh Yami." she continued to stare not blinking. "Hear me Seth, never insult Shizuka's brother again in front of her. You know her brother means the world to her and she means the world to him. Understand, priest?"

Yami Shizuka cows Kaiba. Now, I don't think Shizuka could intimidate anyone becides Jounouchi and a change of hair colour isn't gonna change that. And Kaiba doesn't get cowed by anything exept the Blue Eyes. And not even really then.



When the princess reached the lake she waited a minute and then the grave robber showed up. "Hello, princess," he smirked.

"Go away tomb thief, I'm waiting for someone."

He smiled, "Settle down, princess, I wrote the letter."

Serenity looked shocked, "Then that means . . . . . . . you remember?"

"Yes, princess. When did you begin to recall your past?" he asked.

"Yesterday. Now it is quite clear, . . . as if it happened yesterday. Sit down Bakura," He sat. "The first time we met was five days before my sixteenth birthday. I was singing on my balcony in the palace. Little did I know that you were listening while you were planing a theft."

He smirked, "Yes. Then you fell off the balcony and I caught you. The first words I said to you were, 'You have a beautiful voice'."

Yes, everyone, Theif King Bakura was won over by a song... But not just any song! A song from the LIttle Mermaid. In Ancient Egypt. Riiiiight. :)



"The sun, look,"

"Yes, it is as beautiful as you are my love, my princess," he said before he kissed her. She blushed and then kissed him back. The started to walk back to castle together, when they met up with Yami.

"Serenity!" he looked and sounded furious, "What in the name of Ra are you doing with the grave robber!?!?!?"

Serenity let Shizuka out because she was too scared of her father. Bakura followed and made it look like Shizuka and Ryou were walking together.

"No, NO young lady! You can't pull that trick! I saw you and the tomb theif!" She began to think Yami was insane.


Yami Yuugi the over protective dad.



\\Seto\\ said the voice.

"Who's there?" he yelled.

\\You idiot! I'm in your head\\

//Who are you?//

\\Seth\\ hissed the voice.

//No! No!// Kaiba looked insane // I knew I shouldn't have taken this thing!// he yelled pulling at the Millennium Key around his neck.

\\Too late\\

//You're right// he sighed //Anyway, I have a question//


And just like that, he's fine with the voice in his head.




//[[AE Shizuka]] didn't seem to like you//

\\Yeah well, I tried to sacrafice her to Ra but the grave robber, Bakura, stole my knife.\\

//Why would you do that!?!// Seth shrugged //She's too beautiful!//

\\Ra needed some lunch\\

No words. No words. :)



Yami reached the boundary of the forest when he realized that he couldn't do this alone. He swiftly turned around and ran back toward the castle. He planned to convince Hermione to join him.

He threw the double doors open and ran into the entrance hall. The dance had ended so he went up the stairs to the seventh floor and toward Gryffindor Tower.

He reached the fat lady out of breath. He shouted the password -flittery fairy- and ran into the common room. Hermione was sitting in a reading a copy of Hogwarts, a History.

"Hermione!" Yami gasped.

She looked up. "Hello, Yami," she said cheerfully.

"Hermione, I need your help," he pleaded out of breath.

She looked worried, "What's wrong?"

He replied, "Bakura and Malik have betrayed me. They've taken Serenity and Shizuka. Kaiba can't help me cause he's busy arguing with Seth. Help me Hermione Granger, you're my only hope."

She stared and asked, "What about Isis? Why me, Yami?"

He sighed, "I forgot you didn't know."

"Know what?" she asked putting the book on the table nearby.

"Let me explain," he said, "You are the reincarnation of Herla, a character of Ancient Egypt. Your mother was a Hebrew nurse in my father's house. We played together when we were kids. But that ended when your mother died. You left Egypt with the Hebrew slaves and I never saw you again."

Hermione whispered, "And I never knew. . "

Yep. Hermione was a AE Sue in a past life.

And since words fail... I'll just paste in more bits.


Shizuka was flabbergasted. "Malik, of what nonsense does this lunatic speak? You've changed. Right?"

Malik smirked, "You are clueless. All the angels are. I never changed. This has all been an elaborate plan to rule the world!"

"But," she stammered, "If you never changed, why did you give me the charm?"

"He gave it to you," Bakura continued, "Because you are an angel. And if you are an angel, then your dark must be truly dark. Why, Ryou and I are a perfect example of that."

....

"Whatever," Voldemort continued, "I will now continue the villain tradition and state my plan. Now that I've gathered six of the seven Millennium Items into one place, I shall take them from you five and use Bakura's Ring to find Shaddi and the Scales."


"Wait a minute," Bakura protested, "You're planning to betray us and steal our most prized possessions?"

"You heard me," Voldemort replied.

"That's my job!" Bakura yelled back.

"You can't take my Rod!" yelled Malik.

....

"Shizuka, your yami and all the others have been stolen by the crazy man over there," she answered compassionately.

"Hmph!" Shizuka said angrily, "How rude!"

"Yes, how rude indeed!" Kaiba repeated.

"Oh," Voldemort responded, "I'm rude now? How unfortunate to me," he said sarcastically.


...



"I've won duels before without Yami," Yugi said, "So this should be no different."

"Oh but it is," Voldemort sneered. The amulet glowed red and Yami appeared in his spiritual form. "See now you are fighting against him."

"Yami?" Yugi gasped.

"Yes, pathetic tiny one," Yami answered bitterly.

"But how?" Hermione asked, "Yami is not evil and can not be turned evil that easily!"

"But how much do you know about the real me?" he asked, "Do you know what yami means?"

"No," she stuttered.

"It means dark!" he laughed, "Which is what I truly am!"


...


Finally Malik got a brilliant idea. He quickly kicked Marik between the legs and Marik fell over in pain onto his back



...

They all turned to look and stared at what they saw in disbelief. There was writing on the wall. It said in ghostly writing.

Hello, guys. I am in the Shadow Realm.




I laughed so hard I cried. I love this fic... it sucks so badly, it's great.